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internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

drarry:

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

carrot-fanfics:

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage

sugarbombpussy:

"So, tell us a little about yourself."

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ripes.

I fuckin’ love hyenas.

scarvenrot:

can I please bring this back

A message from Anonymous
Unfortunately, even if you're a strong woman, you will still never complete the ANW courses in their entirety. Nobody in history has ever won the entire thing.

Never is a strong word. 

Eventually someone will beat it 

Whether it’s a guy or girl. 

Hell even a cross-dressing prostitute. 

ineloquentformalities:

reallymadscientist:

twotommyolivers:

Some context: entering this season, no woman had completed a televised course in either Japanese or American Ninja Warriors. I’d also argue that ANW’s qualifying courses are harder than any Stage 1 course on either.

This woman is a fucking badass. First woman ever to advance!

I’m not crying your crying

I love how she’s only 5ft as well.

I think they should totally model her over the next Assassin’s Creed or Mirror’s Edge…